Welcome to my "L"

So have you ever seen the show Reba, once Barbara Jean from Reba said "welcome to my 'ool' notice there is no 'p' in it, lets keep it that way." We'll maybe she should have said welcome to my "L" notice there is no poo in it, lets keep it that way. Because yes, when I went swimming the other day someone pooed in the pool. I didn't really no what was going on at first. The life guard was walking around the pool talking to people in it, and people started to get out. I still was clueless but large quantities of people were leaving the pool while talking to the lifeguard. I knew something was up.  I was standing on the outside of the pool by the time I got the news from the lifeguard. "Um someone pooped in the pool and its going to take a LONG time to clean" Bless your little heart lifeguard who was going to have to fish out that little prize!
I was gagging instantly. I started to think of all the facts I knew about chlorine. *gag* does it really work *gag* brain search: facts on chlorine. *gag* ways to sanitize my body *gag* at least I didn't step...*gag* let's not even have that thought.....it could have been pee *gag* *dry heaving.* 
Now that you the person reading this is also gagging from reading the word gag 47 times I think I will end there!